On the last episode of Rambo’s Delco Radio, the King of Cholesterol (Big Al) announced that RDR collectively whipped out our dongs and executed a big-dick takeover of the local sports blog and RDR radio affiliate, DelcoDelphia. So, lots of people have been asking me if this is true.
RDR is breathing new life into the DelcoDelphia sports podcast. The show will run on the RDR Network, on a regular basis, with some very familiar faces (and some new ones).
Big Al did not use his meat machete to force a hostile takeover. The original DelcoDelphia dudes are our homies and were gracious enough to give us the reigns to their brand of hometown sports commentary. We’re just going to doctor the brand up with some blue collar mushroom stamps.
Keep following us on social media for more details about our “new” show.
Now, let’s talk sports. No, let’s talk Philly sports. No, let’s talk about those friggin’ Eagles!
Some teams are good because of a few key players. These impact players are the difference makers in a ballgame, and when they aren’t in the lineup – their teams fail. The Philadelphia Eagles are good because of… well, they’re good because of everything.
Let’s start with Howie Roseman
This dude completely weaseled his way around the league over the past two years in an attempt to unfuck the damages sustained during the “In Chip We Trust” era. Well, fuck Chip Kelly and fuck anyone who chops up their cheesesteaks like ground beef. If I wanted a taco, I would have written this blog in Spanish. Señor Roseman gave this team a roster full of weapons larger and stealthier than Kim Jong-un’s dildo chamber. Howie Roseman, dilly fucking dilly!
Doug “the Dude” Pederson
I can honestly say that I was never excited by the Doug Pederson hire, but I also never hated it. He is a former player and was mentored by Andy Reid (good or bad). I’m critical of player performance and the effort players give on the field. I’m never critical of personnel moves and draft picks – because I’m not a professional. NFL scouts and GMs know football. I know shrinkage.
But here are the 2017 Philadelphia Eagles. They’re like the NWO of football. They issues relentless beat downs on a steady basis, and when one of their goons goes down, there’s another bad mother f’er ready to fill in. This team is confident – and they should be. But they’re not overconfident. They’re not complacent. They’re like rabid dogs foaming at their fucking mouths. Cam Newton on primetime? Feed them, they’re still hungry. “Trap game” with the 49ers? Throw them a bone, they’re still hungry. The “number one defense in the NFL?” They chewed them up and they’re ready to devour some Texas brown-hole.
The attitude, the work ethic, the dynamic play calling, their testicle fortitude… I give Douggie P all of the credit. He seems like an awesome guy to play for. He’s chill, he’s real, and his post-game speech after the W over Denver brought tears to my eyes. This team makes me very emotional, but then again, so does pizza… But, whatever – I want to be on this team. I’m ready to dope my blood and tryout for the team, okay? Hell, I’m about to apply to be Lane Johnson’s jock holder. Whatever gets me in the organization, brah!
The Red Assassin
If Carson Wentz jarred his farts – I’d buy’em. Contrary to what jerk-offs like Skip Bayless and Colin the Coward believe, Carson Wentz is the real deal. I’m riding SEPTA right now, and the woman in front of me is picking through her weave – just like Carson Wentz picked apart the “number one defense” in the league. Notice my quotation marks around that phrase? Yea, fuck them. The only question reporters should have asked Von Miller during the post game is, “how do Carson’s nutties taste?” Sweet glasses, dude. They really complement the nut smear Wentz left on your face.
Carson Wentz improves with every game. Watching his performance against the Broncos was like watching Bob Ross paint happy little trees. It looked effortless yet beautiful. It was poetry in motion -the type of poetry that includes giant black dudes, white dudes, latino dudes, and maybe one Asian dude wearing tights – ready to rip faces off skulls. Carson Wentz is the impact player that I described earlier. He is, without a doubt, the number one threat to opponents. That said, it has been a full team effort.
I’m getting tired of writing this blog and it’s all pretty obvious: the whole team is talented! As a unit, the Eagles are impressive. Every game has been a total team effort. The defensive line is viscous. The defensive backs are performing at surprisingly high levels. Linebackers are flying around making crazy plays. The kicker has a leg the size of Big Al’s dong. The running backs are emerging as a three-headed-monster thanks to the addition of that dude with the English-ish accent & a name I can’t pronounce. The big dogs are serving pancakes every play. The Eagles are flying, now bring on the Cowboys!
Ramble on, Delco…
Episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/TZJ2hae2Uuc
Podcast Link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/rambosdelcoradio/Rambos_Delco_Radio_Live_11_5_17.mp3